南非及杂片（一）

Brief itinerary: Victoria Falls (Zimbabwe) with a day trip to Chobe NP (Botswana), Johanne*****urg, safaris, Cape Town to Port Elizabeth. Mid August to early September 2011.

 

Kruger NP (#1-6, 10-12). In average, ~2000 vehicles visit Kruger every day.

#1 Me: 太阳都老高嘞。还睡呐？

 

#2 Lion (L): 这不起来了吗？真啰嗦！

     Me: We are waiting for you to show some action.

     L: What kind of action?

     Me: Hunt an antelope for example.

     L: Did you see antelopes around?

     Me: No.

     L: 那你不是刁难老夫吗？

 

#3 L: 拿你真没法。不过这也难不倒老夫。看老夫的！

     旁白 : 这可是真人（狮）秀， 霸王硬上弓呐 。母狮都呲牙裂嘴啦 。

     Me: (彻底无语了。心想老兄还真够意思 。竟敢在光天化日众目睽睽之下表演春宫。)

 

#4 L (to lioness): I am very, very sorry. You look as if you were hurt a lot.

     旁白 : 看来母狮真是伤不起啊 。是家暴还是耍流氓？诸位看官，如果你是judge, 你会怎么判？Please show me your judgment.

     Me: (动作真是极快。It’s only 1 min total from #1-4. 呲牙裂嘴仅一霎那就过了。)

 

#5 狮子看多了会视觉疲劳，上些别的。Banana xxx (forgot the word) bird with a size of an eagle.

 

#6 Sable antelopes, weighing ~500 pounds, rarely seen even at Kruger NP. Only one male (black) in the herd.

 

#7 Mother elephant was helping the baby boy (less than 3 days old per guide) to stand up on its own.

     (#7-9 Chobe NP, Botswana)

 

#8 Lilac breast roller - Botswana's national bird.

 

#9 Banded mongoose (獴).

 

 

#10 Lioness (~10 yards from the lion), taken right prior to #1. #10-11 were more evidence provided for your judgment.

 

#11 Right after #3. 母狮真是伤得不轻啊 。Lions are the sexiest animals in the world. Males do it ~500 times a week.

 

#12 Traffic jam. One three-years old girl and two-years old twin boys, with the mother just off the pavement. We saw lions in close distances four times in the morning, much more than I expected. Lions usually sleep a lot during the day. Our guide said the temperature was near freezing (which was unusual here) several days ago and lions cannot hunt in cold weather. They must make up now and be very active. It’s very lucky for us.

 

Thanks for viewing.