女人必读：摧毁自己婚姻的十大阴招 ZT

If some of you ladies want to know how you can suck the life out of your marriage and drive your good hu*****and to insanity, or to the bar, or into the arms of another woman, or to a divorce attorney, or just shrivel him up into a conquered quail who inwardly loathes you as he dies a slow, emotionally tortuous death, well then . . . this is your lucky day.

Here are 10 surefire principles that’ll make your hu*****and more miserable than Donald Trump forced to watch Rosie river dance naked.

1. 生命不息，唠叨不止！Nag your Hu*****and. One way to torture your hubby is to be a nerve grating, contentious, non-stop dripping faucet of faultfinding and finger pointing.

2. 当众修理老公！Criticize your hu*****and in public. Yep, publicly shame him. Become an expert at unveiling anything about your spouse that’ll cause him to want to jump in front of a speeding bus.

3. 看死老公！Keep Him On a Short Leash. By short leashing your mate with insane limits your man will quickly feel like a stupid son, controlled by you, his new petulant mommy.

4. 一哭二闹三上吊！Become a Drama Queen. Make the atmosphere of your home tense. Make it crazy. I mean … crazy.

5. 痛恨老公的狐朋狗友！Hate his Friends. Sever the ties your companion has with those who have walked to hell and back with him because now . . . it’s all about you. You especially want to steer him clear of friends who feel the liberty to shed light on you, the interesting wife.

6. 痛恨老公的兴趣爱好！Hate his hobby. Your goal is to joy steal any pleasure that can be had by the poor schlep. And anyways you don’t want him to enjoy anything that you don’t like. [take away fishing pole]

7. 想做爱？老娘关门了！Cut him off sexually. It’s not enough to rag and ridicule him and then run his friends off. No, you must go the second mile and turn into the Sex Nazi. No sex for you!

8. 娘家人比天大！Get your family involved in your marriage. Forget this leave and cleave stuff the Bible dictates. If you want your union to unravel then you’ve got to gang tackle your hu*****and with “The Family.”

9. 老娘永远有理，永远正确，错了老娘也绝对不道歉!Never apologize. If, in the odd event you do something that hurts your hu*****and never, I mean never, apologize. You . . . apologize? Please.

10. 靠，你Ｙ还需要第十招么？Do we really need a number 10?

所有跟帖： 

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• 啥人啥命，江山易改秉性难移。。。 -快乐时节- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/29/2013 postreply 13:42:47

• 不管女人的事哦 -豌豆儿~- ♀ (82 bytes) () 10/29/2013 postreply 13:50:05

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• 小鬼儿也是帅锅一枚。 -Déjàvu116- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/29/2013 postreply 14:08:58

• 江湖上的传言吧。 -豌豆儿~- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/29/2013 postreply 14:11:35

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