上周末俺和一个美国妞在家里看了这部片子。突然发现，俺打网球的理论上电影了。
中间俺问这个美国妞： Is that possible, women see sex as physical act, like play tennis?
她回答：No, it is impossible. Women always mix it up. They either need to catch you up or kick you out. Most of the time, it depends on your skill.
俺说：I feel the first time is not easy.
她说：Easy, just drive your car to her door, bind, blindfold and gag her, throw her in your car, and drive to a motel
俺说：Wow…, sounds like rape
她说：Exactly, the way is same as that, and a little bit of violence is necessary
她问：How about men?
俺说：Probably, Yes! But, all depends on men's will. You know, not like women, sex with someone against men’s will is crossing over men's bottom line, except they are drunk. After first time, if she sings song well on the bed, man exactly likes to play tennis with her. Good singer can change men's will.
她问：Really?
俺说：At least Asian men like that. You know, Asian people invented karaoke, and all Asian women like to practice it.
最后，俺们得出的结论：搞定女人，多少要靠一点暴力；搞定男人，多少要靠一点酒。保持关系，男人要练功夫，女人要练唱歌。这多少与俺以前的认识有些出入。
