茶妹,与陌生妹妹搭讪的对话不一定都是那么美好的,更多情况下是这样的

SHE:“ISN'T THIS TRAIN GOING TO STOP AT XXX?”

YOU:“NO, THIS IS A FAST TRAIN。 BUT DO YOU NEED TO GO TO XXX?”

She: "No, I don't. Thank you."

 YOU:“GOING TO BEACH I GUESS?”

SHE:“Not really, meeting my boyfriend who is a black belt in karate..."

YOU:“WISH I COULD GO THERE TOO。 BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS YONGHU,I WORK AT CITI BANK。”

SHE:“OH HI, Yonghu, your stop is up and have a nice day"

 YOU:“SO,MUST BE SOMEONE IMPORTANT IS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE BEACH。”

SHE:“ACTUALLY, there is. but it is really none of your business”

YOU:“YOU MIND I JOIN YOU?”

SHE:“I might not mind, but my revolver does"

YOU:“HELL WITH WORK。 I AM GOING WHERE YOU ARE GOING。”

She: "That is actually called stalking, and I can have you picked up by police!"

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色大吐血奉献亲历秘笈。。 -何大款- 给 何大款 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 12:49:07

色大说,“钱都给了,人不能不惦记。”:) -planojw- 给 planojw 发送悄悄话 planojw 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 12:51:54

钱都给了麻烦就更大了 :-) -色大胆小- 给 色大胆小 发送悄悄话 色大胆小 的博客首页 (3471 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 12:55:54

就是,色大还有杀手锏没亮出来:随身携带的枪。。 -何大款- 给 何大款 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 12:57:24

小枪?。。 -Teaparty- 给 Teaparty 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 13:00:10

可大可小,要看目标而定。。 -何大款- 给 何大款 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 13:04:04

茶M见过的枪是大的多,小的多? -planojw- 给 planojw 发送悄悄话 planojw 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 13:05:58

你先给”大“和”小“下定义 -Teaparty- 给 Teaparty 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 13:10:41

硬就蒜”大“,软就算”小“ -仨饱一倒- 给 仨饱一倒 发送悄悄话 仨饱一倒 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 13:42:49

教条主义,人家一开始就搬个男友出来,你当然就不要再自讨无趣, -Teaparty- 给 Teaparty 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 07/17/2012 postreply 12:52:15

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