MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

This is an email I received today. I think it's funny, so I'm sharing it with you. Hopefully it brings some laughter into your life. Be happy, Bluespirit.
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I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.

 

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves,

  Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.  He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!  Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer; or whatever his name is.  I forget!

 
Now remember:  Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.  
 So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'count your blessings!!!!!!!