Replay: I---is---U---are

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英语幽默:A sentence that starts with "I" (ZT)

In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I."

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I”. Always put 'am' after "I."

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

U are the last...

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Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I”. Always put 'am' after "I."

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Stop!

Student: OK. I is the third vowels in alphabet.U are the last one.

Teacher: Ouch, U are the last, no, nastest one I have ever taught...