My Queen

I am really feeling the heat today. I am just a regular guy, haha. I can't write as nimble as you do, I don't have nice figure and dresses to show off as you do. Whenever I try to be nice, I always ended up putting my feet in my mouth.
So tell me, why is that such a guy like me, so dull, so clumsy, so corky, why is that so hard for me to hide?
:)