Newton being eulogized ---ZT

牛逼 Burton
March 28 is the anniversary of the death of Newton, but few people know After all, we are more concerned with Lydia and Leslie Cheung. In fact, Newton had been a teacher in science circles is very powerful and was knighted in the Queen became a closed aristocracy, rose to the rank by the Secretary for the Royal Mint and the Royal Society president. If Albert does not resign if the President of Israel, and his Youyi Pin. Said he had power and influence is not the only official, mainly made great contributions. If the 17th century there is a Nobel Prize, then Newton's teacher at least four consecutive sessions of monopoly Prize in Physics (spectrometer; mechanical system of the building; reflector telescope; gravity), while in recognition of his accomplishments in the alchemical context, and then he was a promotions session of the Prize in Chemistry. And this grandson instrument the number of patients out of the stream, so Fields Prize in Mathematics but also to him. To know that his findings are basically received before the age of 26, 30, began after the age of Newton Wanpiao, and all day pondering God and the alchemists, as well as how to discredit Leibniz, incidentally hands of the previous discovery of finishing a book. So you can imagine, he was how Europe should be a call 10000, would dare his only words against Leibniz and the Archbishop of Berkeley. Cattle when the teacher died, all the British celebrities in order to give him Fujiu proud of all of Europe's elite flocked in London. Liberal arts students from France at the state funeral Voltaire greatly stimulated the scene, go back to writing poems, jealousy was palpable.

The teacher's life is the genius of Newton's life, fighting life, is also a lonely life. Life has no friends, nor married, probably to death are virgin, virgin on the question of whether Newton's, because of their length, I have a text in a separate argument. Of course, he will certainly not alone, because the scientific world of unlimited fun, pleasure again and again. Contrary to the secular imagination, a scientific fact, than any Chick children are coquettish, playing much more scientific than play around with women Shuang get a climax of the results obtained by the strong and lasting, not only pleasure, more a huge self-identity, It is far better than a few seconds after the boundless emptiness chills and lonely. Therefore, Chen's is unable to extricate themselves indulging in beauty, the body was too weak Jiabu Zhu Shuangsi the climax.

Newton teacher Qiong Qiong Jie Li, Xingyingxiangdiao reasons are manifold. First, he naturally aloof, self-assuredness GAO Cai, take a look at who is not, of course sincerely with friends. The same time, his eyes were both men and women, and only, and giant two kinds, so he is not interested in sex then it can understand. There matchmaking center to him on a few aristocratic, tidy up tidy up the princess Pizai when they are, but one can not bear to meet Newton's 牛逼 smelling and talking. For example there are times to each other, he put his pipe into the girl's fingers.

On the other hand is external, not only he did not want to make friends, and no one really wants to Newton as a friend, make his people all have a purpose. It is only awe and admiration for him, do not really like him. This is in fact a very simple and obvious, most people are keen on people with stupid than themselves alone, very few people are willing to set off around the human essence of the force's own 2. So a lot of people like small animals and children, it is because these things silly enough. To see the cats and dogs a lot of girl children will not wait to cuddle curs, followed is a very whine to say cute Europe ~, hear my pubic hair had erected came. Sometimes the unspoken words lovely and charmingly naive is mentally retarded. Little Monkey is also very fun, like people much less, because the monkeys smart enough to tease people, those who do not control the monkeys self-confidence. Similarly, like the kids are like their simplicity and lack of eye-in their eyes, children with small animals, there is no essential difference, but also all four legs to walk, bare ***** ready Lazard. If you experience a little genius, 3-year-old will multiply three-digit mental arithmetic or to know the correct wording of the word, they will certainly startle burst gall bladder. Therefore, those who like the ladies stop raising dogs and cats present themselves as caring, and you in fact wicked than anyone else. I do not like cats and dogs, this is because I am in awe of nature's creatures and can not bear to tease them; I do not like kids, because I capitalized them as a person rather than look at a small animal.

We do not like Newton's another reason for his violent perverse character. For many years at his side who recalls that Newton, in front of others just laugh off two back, one of which is still laughing: Some people have asked him, Euclid's "Geometry" So decrepit I do not know what the value. Newton Wenting laughed. And he bad character, with no one to fight. As we all know from childhood, he had records of school violence, fat students accidentally step on his windmill, he put the fat fight Taishou cry, and our textbooks actually say that this is his ambitious performance. Grown up, punched and kicked about which is better not to, he hired gunmen cursed Leibniz, even at the cost pseudonym personally, verbal abuse, character to be added to this really. Leibniz If it were not thick-skinned, like crazy early on with Nash, but Newton's teachers will certainly be making a film called "ugly soul" to continue sick people.

With regard to Newton's another lie is his modesty, the evidence is that Newton's teacher told us two well-known words, a section of a giant standing on the shoulders, and the other is the son of the beach, picking up rocks. This is indeed very confusing, the first time I heard after the snot bubble moved Zhi Mao. However, any words are all context, the giant shoulders that a context is this: Hook In fact, early on discovered the law of gravity and derive the correct formula, but because of bad math, he can barely explain the planet circular motion around the day, and he did not realize the power of dominant celestial bodies is a common fact, is "10000 yes". Tycho as early as 100 years ago, discovered the planet's revolution is elliptical motion, Kepler and even put forward the three laws of planetary motion. Therefore, the results of the scientific community Hooker less attention. Later a small mathematics Madman Newton calculus is extremely satisfactory solution to this problem and to his three basic laws of mechanics to the successful promotion of galaxies, space, change has been recognized since Aristotle, the old heaven and earth different point of view, is science community regarded as a great discovery. So Hooker was furious, accusing the Newton plagiarized his own results. Newton's sarcastic answer to Tao: Yes, ah, I really was his mother standing on the shoulders of giants it! This is just an anti-language, at least not really want to look polite. Yong-Hao Luo a few hundred years later, said that he was just standing on the shoulders of giants is also meant. But the shape is perfect for the purpose of later generations, leaving only the isolated words and removed the original context and turned into a downright Qianci.

Newton's teacher character is poor, no modesty, no friends, according to the present claim is typical of high intelligence with low emotional intelligence, the business will not succeed. But we also found that a high IQ to a certain extent when the time is replaced by EQ. So those who claim the so-called geniuses with low emotional intelligence, you do not succeed just just smart enough, people complain Buzhao EQ. Need to know Newton was a posthumous child and premature children, birth weight less than 5 pounds, not eaten DHA and RHA milk formula. Followed by the biological mother remarried and spent the silly illiterate grandmother's childhood, there is no early intellectual development and pre-Enlightenment, 7-year-old to go to school before the mind empty, cattle on his mother's expectations only know Braille and then go home farm. After high school, but Newton had mastered the Latin, Greek, Spanish and English, and then be recommended into the Cambridge early 20s became a tenured professor Lucas Master.

In addition to career and in his later years Newton have no other pride of wealth, and the official fan-minded, no retirement has been dried to 85-year-old Shouzhong. Of course, he did not idle, he wrote 1.5 million words of theological writings, while heart flutter in the chemical industry, in the home and built a brothel, come up with a young man engaged in physical momentum death-defying trials. But this time he was the starting point wrong, always want to from the cinders to extract copper and gold. Need to know a chemical reaction only change the molecule does not change the atom, atom to give a sex change operation can only be a nuclear reaction. He went against the chemical laws of matter is immortal, so the shrimp.

Finally, said the two eulogy. Section is his epitaph: Sir Isaac Newton is buried here. His extraordinary intelligence, the first proof of a planet's movement and shape; comet's orbit and the ocean tides. His tireless study of the different angle of refraction of light, color, produced by the various properties. For mankind to cheer once existed such a great human light. Another section is a British poet wrote: nature and the law of nature hidden in the vast darkness. God said: Let Newton Bar born. Then a bright future.
---ZT
Do not know why, a thought here, I'm always a bit touched.