Good lucks and my try...

My caption: Dear, after the foreclosure of our house, I figure my right to sex is also foreclosed.

I also like New Yorker. Last time I enjoyed a short story by Ha Jin on an old issue. Do you read it from cover to cover?

BTW, I was quite moved by the picture, the second one from the bottom, in your blog 跟着翠竹走，我们去贵州吧！ It reminds me of my hometown.