英语谜语: Why did the computer get glasses?

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英语谜语(ZT)

1. Why did the computer get glasses? (ZT)

To improve its website (sight).

2. Why did the cat buy a computer?(ZT)

He heard a mouse coming with it.

注:mouse有“老鼠”的意思,也有“鼠标”的意思。