任何关于它缺少光亮的报告都是那些开放媒体的幻想炒作

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

几个布什政府官员能换一个灯泡？一个都不要。因为灯泡根本就没有出错儿，而且它的状况每天都在改进。任何关于它缺少光亮的报告都是那些开放媒体的幻想炒作。电灯泡崇高的服务了，你说任何不同都会对他的功能有坏影响。为什么你仇恨自由？（这一个挺精彩。是对布什政府在伊战态度上的好写照）。