您 still call it "诗"? 哈哈哈哈哈哈...
诗画意有之? Oh, my! I have met tons of shameless guys before, but, man, what can I say? You single-handedly beat them all.
I know my hand writing is hopelessly ugly, but, hey, I still have a bit sense -- I don't use big word and call it "书法". And I don't offer some stranger my "calligraphy" in the public. 哈哈哈哈哈哈...
Oooops! I smell smoke. Oh, Comerade Li is fuming now. Don't, please. Go cry to your party mama, comerade Li. 哈哈哈哈哈哈...