A funny story. Yesterday,I gave a patient a follow-up call,
He told me he had diarrhea 2-3 episodes a day.
I asked him to pick up prescribed medication.
He said,“ I am taking Dert to stop diarrhea.”
I asked “What is Dert?”
He:“ The thing in the front of my yard.”
I :“ What? Dirt?That is dangerous!”
He said,“Doc, I'm joking!” ...