A funny story. Yesterday,I gave a patient a follow-up call,

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He told me he had diarrhea 2-3 episodes a day. 

I asked him to pick up prescribed medication.
He said,“ I am taking Dert to stop diarrhea.”

I asked “What is Dert?”

He:“ The thing in the front of my yard.”

I :“ What? Dirt?That is dangerous!”

He said,“Doc,  I'm joking!” ...

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