“How can I make my boobs look bigger?” Wife asked husband

The husband is tired of this kind continuous nonsense. He became irritated "You want them bigger? I tell you what: use a roll of toilet paper. Rub your boobs. It will get bigger ". The wife is not convinced "How? How does it work?" The husband said "it worked on your a$$, didn't it?"

the husband was admitted to emergency room that evening.