Joke of the day: conversation between 2 portobello mushrooms

Big one: Good morning. Why the long face?
Small one: I was bigger than you, but I was forgotten for weeks in the fridge, so I shrank and became a long face.   

Note 1: the small mushroom is about 2.5 inches in diameter now and in perfect eating condition.  
Note 2: Mushrooms do talk to each other similar to human, per scientist discovery.  See:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/apr/06/fungi-electrical-impulses-human-language-study