答案在此

答案：其实没有最终答案。某杂志经过读者评选，选出了投稿中前三名最好笑的标题：

                               The Winner
“I sent my wife up an hour ago about the noise. Have you seen her?”

                                Second Place

“What a coincidence! I couldn’t sleep either!”

                                Third Place

“Do you mind? I’m trying to play the drums downstairs.”