【吾妹奇丑】翻译练习

Dear neighbors and vehicle owners:

 

My sister is getting married on Nov. 11, 2012, which is  this coming Sunday.  In order to ensure that  the bride's motorcades can go through the community smoothly,  I  am asking all of you to do me a favor by pulling your vehicles over as much as possible on that day.  Thanks in advance for your cooperation!  Please forgive us for any inconvenience this may cause.

P.S.  My sister is such a homely looking girl who has been looking forward to getting married  for so many years. I am so grateful that finally she is able to fulfil her dream of finding  a hu*****and. If  it is because of your cars that the  bride's motorcades won't make it,  I don't care if you are  married or single, my sister will go get you and marry you.