【好酒留人喝】打油/中/英语

 Seeing someone get drunk last night I was speechless, but I thought he should have drunk less so we could have something to drink too,right? 

 

闷头豪饮威士忌，

很快喝高醉无力。

麻烦兄弟减减肥，

众人合力才扶起。

有事应该慢慢说，

有酒慢尝不须急。

抬你进车不容易，

下次这样懒理你。

You were quiet and drunk too much Whisky last night. Quickly  you were so loaded  and powerless.  Uff! You are such a heavey-set guy. Would you please manage to lose some weight?  So we all worked together  to lift your up and put you into the car. If any trouble please feel free to open up to us, if no trouble, drink less and slow down. It was so difficult to move you into the car. No more next time please or we will ditch you.