【左右脑】--转自Big Jeff

那天你去医院做CT，医生给你写了报告：

Your brain has two sides, the left side and right side. On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left.

You are categorized as a disabled individual and it is recommended that you apply for assistanship from the govement.

最后你领取了残疾人停车证，再也不用为找车位犯愁了。