倒霉的一天（原创14行诗）

大意：外面下大雨，我忙了一大早了，又累又饿，想着先搞点进口货还是先去打个盹儿？偶的BF去帮我修理电脑了。想吃东西却发现鸭子烤糊了，最后一个蛋被我弄掉破在地上，冰箱里最后一样东西是豆腐但却臭得不行了。厕所又堵上了。电话铃响，是我BF因为超速被警察叔叔拿下。 倒霉的一天！

The Day I got Jinxed

原来人倒起霉来喝水都会塞牙缝

Shall I eat first or continue my nap right away?

I have been busy as a chicken without its head,

Peaking out of the window, my car is not on the driveway,

My BF went to fix my computer，the motherboard of which was dead.

  

But, wait a minute, outside， it is raining cats and dogs,

Something burning in the oven is my roast duck.

The steam from the oven made my glasses get fogged,

And, again, the toilet on the main floor has gotten stuck.

 

Being so frustrated and hungry I open the fridge door,

Thinking to find myself something good to eat, I

The Butterfinger, drop the last egg to the floor,   

And the very last thing left is tofu which stinks to heaven high.

  

 

 

The phone rings, my BF sped and got caught by the boy in blue,

 

Urg! What the heck should I do with this man? I have no clue.