1)唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也!!
Women and English are had to pass, wife and work are hard to find
2)婚姻就象吃饭，你点的肯定都是你爱吃的，可等菜上了桌，你还是忍不住先看看别人的盘子。------得不到的才是最好的。
Marriage is like a meal, you order what you like. But when it's on, you can't help to look other's plate. The grass is always greener on the other side of the hill.
3)最差的人品莫过于痴痴地盯着一个丑女看半晌，然后叹口气说:"靠，这恐龙做得 ! 太像真的了"。
Not going to translate this one.
4)与人冲突时，退一步海阔天空；追女友时，退一步人去楼空。
Conflicting with people, take a step back; Chasing a girlfriend, go with full speed.
5)在街上看美女，目光高一点就是欣赏，目光低一点就是流氓。
It is admiring or roguing when looking at beautiful women on the street depends on your piece of mind.
