Very funny! Thanks! Sis.

 

I don't understand the following jokes.Can anybody explain to me?

- if you give a man a fish, he will be totally weeded out.

- When a lord comes back, he would be driving a car with a bumper sticker that says: "What would I do?" and he should have his papers ready, because his name is Jesus (with strange pronunciation, he sues?).

Thanks!