What the heck is that?

Wow wow wow. Wait a minute I am freaking out! What you are saying really gives me a shock! How do you know who I am....? or

are you talking about.... you or me?   I was kicked ....难道我们同是天涯沦落人，相逢何必曾相识？ 本公主横征北战结果落得遗憾归，教人情何以堪!  I think i'd better stop being showy from now on...

我真喜欢你de文章。如果有一天你"壮烈"了，我为您写。。。那个什么。。。