参考答案见内：

Fvcking 是奥地利的一个地名。德语里念few-king，意思跟英文的毫不相干。

Wank的邻居德国的一个地名。

没有正式答案，以下是我做的，仅供参考：

Fed-up residents of an Austrian village whose name in English is the (gerund) form of an (obscenity) beginning with F and used to (depict) what happens when two people really really love each other and cannot be broadcast are being offered a helping hand by their German neighbors in a town with a name that starts with W ends with K and is a common British (vulgarism) describing the act of pleasuring oneself. The locals of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other are sick of English-speaking tourists taking (lewd) pictures of themselves in front of the town (signage). Tourism officials in Pleasuring-Oneself are urging residents of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other to follow their lead and cash in on their name.  Jeagan Stolle who runs the Pleasuring-Oneself guesthouse and reports he can hardly fit everyone in. Summer visitors, (hike) up Pleasuring-Oneself mountain and purchase a large array of Pleasuring Oneself (souvenirs) and postcards.  When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other Mayor Frantz Mindoff is having none of it. We don’t find it funny and just want to live in peace, and possibly wishes the dirty-minded tourists would just go when-two-people-really-love-each-other themselves.