It does get better when you are the one to throw bricks! haha

Allow me to indulge myself with this pleasure.

middle age crisis->midlife crisis.

First four phrases 对仗不工整。前两句是it is ...后两句是I am...maybe that's your intention?

it seems that I will never be the suffering end of my strong Chinese accent. not sure if I understand the logic here, is it a benefit of "opening my mouth" or "studying English". It seems to me, it's not a benefit of neither.