Sis, you know how much I enjoy throwing bricks at you.

Again an excellent and interesting writing!

1. rotten-egg-attracting essays like me -> rotten-egg-attracting essays like mine

2. busting asses -> busting their asses

3. that’s when you posted your writing - that was when ....

4. Think of something that interests your reader -> Think of something that interests your readers

5. google - Google

6. I believe, as we are here to learn -> But I believe that, as we are here to learn

7. you get to know the person better and even become good friends - you get to know the person better and even become his/her good friend

8. I know how much joy you get picking up on -> I know how much joy you get of picking up on