you know what? this is not bad at all. the bad thing is:

your mistress grabs all of your money and disappears, leaves you with nobody, no money.

this is not the baddest thing.the badder thing is: you still wants her and can not forget her.

the baddest thing is finally you realize your exwife is the person who should be cherished and you want her back. but she's already started a new life with another person who appreciates her.