高妹
"Art is the depth, the passion, the desire,the courage to be myself and myself
alone."
~ Pat Schneider
上个周日，我才在买买提上看人说：“要是没有买提这个大精神病院，美华还要出多少个卢刚杀导师事件啊！”
真是一语成谶了，那之后没过两天，买买提就down掉了，俗称“邢崩”，因为买提老板曾经是老邢（后来据说换人了，但大家也都一直那么叫）。
我一直是这么看的，文学城适合发长文，确实是文学爱好者的乐园（倒并不是个鼓励聊天的地方）。
华人网给大妈们吐槽家事（埋怨老公、骂婆婆，声讨小三）。
买买提则是“老将们”（大部分是华人大妈的老公）指点江山的地方，有点儿类似于过去老爷儿们在炎热的夏天，穿件背心拿个马扎上街，坐在一起闲聊。粗俗归粗俗，一间屋子里不能没有下水道和厕所，对吧？
至于微信朋友圈，更适合有下列精神需要的：1）秀，2）赞，3）be supportive of each other. 概括说来，是那种“特别需要别人的肯定，才能生活幸福的人群”。楼主我的朋友圈是关着的。
事实上，2016年买提曾down掉一次，但也远远比不上这次时间长。当时 USNews上还报道了呢。
UASSNews 关于买提down掉的报道：
Mysterious Outage with MITBBS.COM
By Fiona Rawson [1], July 3, 2016
MITBBS, a U.S. based forum with hundreds of thousands of registered IDs, mostly Chinese, encountered a mysterious outage starting midmorning on July 3, 2016, right in the middle of the Independent-Day holiday. This unforeseen event is said to have interrupted thousands of ongoing posting, chatting, arguing, picture benning, and B tearing, and rendered numerous users “having nothing to do for a whole day”.
By end of the day, the total financial loss caused by this disaster is estimated to be seven million dollars, including the prosperous website commercials, as well as income earned by countless robots located mostly in Langfang, Hebei, China. The journalist attempted to phone-interview Mr. Xing, the said CEO of the corporation, but was told that “Mr. Universe CEO is currently traveling on a Florida cruise with one of his waiters.”[2]
By the time of the report, no organization or individual has claimed to be responsible for the event. However, according to a famous ID called Stefenkeng [3], “Since it occurred right after the dismissal of Provost Dai [4], we believe that this was a planned protest to demonstrate the united power and awakened political sense of Chinese Americans, especially those working in academia.” Regardless of the motivation, we are certain that the outage has attracted attention from the executive level at Temple University.
“Ni-ma when will mai-ti come back to work?” We heard you, WSNs! Hopefully the issue can be resolved soon!
[1]，呵呵，记者Fiona Rawson，不就是我吗？这当然不是真的USNews，这是我mock的一篇文章，当时发在买提上还引起过小小的轰动。
[2], 那阵子流行男老板和男侍者私奔的梗。
[3]，Stefenkeng, 讽刺坑王史蒂芬金，又叫粪坑金（ID: StevenKing）
[4], 当时最轰动的新闻是Temple大学戴教务长（华人）被冤屈一事。
呵呵，一晃六年过去了，希望买提也能再挺六年。
俺怎么不知道这家网站呢，娜娜你行啊：）
估计过一段会恢复吧。我国内的朋友说，有一阵子她的公众号莫名其妙上不去了，后来又莫名其妙地开通了。你懂的哈哈
这次的操作太不厚道了，至少提前通知一声，当然也有人认为是20大？暂时关的？希望还能再继续