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Why do hens lay eggs?
Because eggs make new hens.

Why do lovers kiss?
It's because the pigeons are cooing.

Why do pretty flowers fade?
Because that is part of their charm.

Why is there a devil and a good God?
To give curious people something to talk about.

Why does fire burn wood?
In order to warm our hearts

Why do waves roll back to the sea?
So you can call them back to you, "Again!"

Why does the sun disappear?
*For the other side of the world*, translates more to "for the other part of the landscape" but it means the round world...

//Why is there a devil and a good God?
//To give curious people something to talk about.

Why do wolves eat sheep?
Because they have to feed themselves.

Why the hare and the tortoise (the fable about "slow and steady wins the race")
Because it doesn't do any good to run.

Why do angels have wings?
To make us believe in Santa Claus.

//Why is there a devil and a good God?
//To give curious people something to talk about.

Did this little trip please you?
See you later, ok?

OK.
Can I ask you something?
What now?

Let's keep going, but this time you sing.
No way!

I will cry. You'll make me cry if you don't * ? *
no, no, let's not have that.

All right, this is the last verse.

*Don't you think that you're being a little pushy? *

Why do our hearts go 'beat-beat'?
Because the rain goes 'drip-drop'

Why does time pass so quickly?
Because the wind comes to visit it

Why do you take my hand?
Because I am happy with you.

//Why is there a devil and a good God?
//To give curious people something to talk about.