【星座大表白】原创英文脱口秀【Made in China】表白所有Made in China的星座们

Made in China

我的脚本在这里，我是即兴脱口秀，脚本是后码出来的，文字或许有点出入：

When talking 'bout Made in China, hate it or like it? People argued constantly. People who say hate Made in China are the ones buying the most made in China. 

I am working in an organization having a lot internal cooperation. We import a lot of raw material and equipments from China and sell worldwide。 My businessman likes Made in China, helps him made more money, but, he doesn't buy anything cheap Made in China in his daily life. The workers hate Made in China but they cannot survive without buying the cheap Made in China, because they are poor and cheap.  They  wanted to pay the clay price to get a diamond, but when they got what they paid for they complain the clay quality is not as good as the diamond.

One day a maintenance guy named John was working on a broken tool bought from China. He swore a big time, and I said to him, you know John, we have several this kind of tools, the worst ones are all made in Ontario.  You think I could change his mind? No way!!! One bad thing about when you get too close to somebody is, when you started call each other buddies, it's time he started to swear to you. You ditch out jokes you must be able to take them back. Like John, his mouth has never been defeated. Suddently, he realized I was not born in Canada. So he gave me his apology: Oh, I think the only thing great from China are the people.  So that is the typical Canadian losers. 

Another day I wanted to add a backup battery to my Canon DSLR camera. A pair of batteries with a USB charger from Amazon only cost a fraction of one piece genuine Canon battery. My fellow professional photographer friend told me: Don't buy the cheap off-market batteries from China for your several thousand dollars' camera. but I think for pricewise it's worth to take a chance. The new batteries are doing really good to me, & my friend probably didn't not realize that his genuine Canon battery is also Made in China.

 

 

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• 沙发～～玩儿的一手好鹰！：） -胡马克- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:10:31

• 脱口秀新星啊！移花有一颗中国心！百分百的Made in China：）） -zqy68- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:17:30

• 狗插犄角整个羊事儿，脱口秀首秀弄了个英文的 -移花接木- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:48:26

• Very genuine talk xiu!!! -才歌- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:18:07

• 哈哈哈，好好！我有伴啦：）那个people的包袱好玩儿 -老地雷- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:29:25

• 有一种人属烤鸭子，肉烂嘴不烂 -移花接木- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:51:31

• 这个厉害！属于用心制作了 -欲借嵯峨- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:29:51

• 哪里，脑子里冒出两个线索，即兴就说了出来，然后想想需要码出字来，以便对照，发帖时现敲的 -移花接木- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 14:44:23

• 大赞花帅优质大制作！ -雷翁- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:34:39

• 有意思 -谈议葫芦丝- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:38:59

• 中国造，造福全世界。好原创好朗读 -一荷- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:42:39

• 绝对正确啊， 没有中国牺牲环净低价格，现在通货膨胀估计最低收入得50万才能勉强糊口 -移花接木- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 10:50:15

• Made in China 在我们这里的老外嘴里是cheap和not last long 的代名词。希望在不久的将来made i -76_juliarudd- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 11:28:49

• In China 能成为high quality 和last forever 的代名词 -76_juliarudd- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 11:34:12

• 如果愿意付高质量+lasting 4ever的价钱，现在就有 -移花接木- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 11:40:32

• 啥东西？举个栗子 -76_juliarudd- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 11:52:41

• Chinese people -移花接木- ♀ (343 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 15:09:44

• 哎？这个回答好。我怎么没想到。：） -76_juliarudd- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 16:13:42

• Poor and cheap, 这俩词放一起一下就明白区别了～ 好赞的灵感！ -唐歌- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 11:29:02

• 哈哈哈，花帅的即兴脱口秀牛叉，很喜欢，继续继续 ：DDD -小样儿.- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 11:51:18

• 哇， 太有才了， 会说脱口秀本身就让人羡慕， 还是英文原创！很地道， 很幽默！ -藕花深处95- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 12:18:08

• 牛。 -南方蓝- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 12:25:47

• 移花兄好制作！祝新春快乐 -平等性- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 12:42:59

• 花帅有才！词写的很棒，英文也很地道！可以考虑真人上镜来个真正的秀！～～ -无问东西- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 13:21:32

• 永恒的话题，几十年来讨论不休。 -玩票- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 16:36:07

• 比黄西的更好呀！ -LABoys- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 17:35:51

• 有才！ -风城疯语- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 18:03:56

• 牛逼啊！跟进过白宫说脱口秀的黄希差不多！ -silver545- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 18:09:36

• 脫口秀新星啊！下次土豆應該請你去演出！：）） -66的山梁- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 18:35:22

• 花帅声音真好听！说啥我都信了。不过确实是这样。有些人买最便宜的东西还抱怨质量不好，都想啥呢！ -飞渡- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/29/2022 postreply 19:49:01

• 哇，native native speaker。。。还有笑声，模仿老外居高临下太有感了。。。 -择木而栖- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2022 postreply 09:59:23