【渣男专场】暖场 Dear John by Taylor Swift

偶尔掉链子 · 2021-09-09 11:20:14Z

【渣男专场】暖场 Dear John by Taylor Swift简介

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Taylor Swift 渣男收割机。。。谢谢听歌，打倒渣人！

以下文字由久经沙场的枪提供

渣男，一般都是女的叫的，男人不这么称呼

女的称一位渣男为渣男，肯定是因为他对她不专一

渣男呀，为什么让女人流泪，能不能变得好一点

不能，绝对不能

男人一变好，女人马上视之为棒槌

这不是犯贱吗？

对的，活着就是犯贱

活着的目的，关键点来了，注意注意，，，

就是繁殖！

你我男女只不过是繁殖的工具而已

不光是你我，那些植物花草飞禽走兽，都是如此

为什么男人喜欢女人年轻，因为年轻意味着繁殖力

为什么女人喜欢男人帅气，因为帅气意味着吸引力，她的基因更容易传播

回到开头的话题，女人为什么喜欢渣男

因为女人的本能告诉她，这个男人对女人有吸引力，和他生的后代同样具有吸引力，基因更容易传播

。。。

恭喜你，这段文字看完了，你基本上就了解了《自私的基因》那本书的中心思想了

Dear John

Taylor Swift

Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps,
Praying the floor won't fall through, again
My mother accused me of losing my mind,
But I swore I was fine, you paint me a blue sky
And go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game,
But you changed the rules every day
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone
Tonight, well I stopped picking up, and this song is to let you know why

Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home, I should've known

Well maybe it's me and my blind optimism to blame
Maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said "run as fast as you can"

Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home

Dear John, I see it all, now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen is too young
To be played by your dark twisted games, when I loved you so?
I should've known

You are an expert at sorry,
And keeping the lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you've run dry
Have tired, lifeless eyes
'Cause you burned them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me,
So don't look now, I'm shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town

Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home.

I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known, you should've known
Don't you think I was too young? You should've known

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