周五了,帖几个生活中的好笑童言童语

本帖于 2012-02-24 18:15:39 时间, 由普通用户 Gardenia_On_The_Bay 编辑

Excuse Me, Hansome!

When I came back from my early morning pilate class today, I found both kids sitting in front of the computer watching a cartoon. I asked them whether they had done their morning hygiene routine, and the answer was no.

So I asked my daughter to go washing and brushing, and she did.

Then I heard her voice, much exaggerated and dramatic, "Excuse me, Handsome. Step aside.."

Daddy was in the bathroom, and she was asking him to make way for her :-).

 

My Butt Is Stinkier!

My hu*****and and I went out for dinner as usual last night. We put the packed leftover in the car and went directly to my parents' to pick up the kids afterwards.

The minute my daughter got into the car, she complained, pinching her nose, "What's that stinky smell? It smells like my brother's butt!"

Upon hearing that, my son protested, "No! My butt is stinkier!"

 

Your Poor Son

Sometimes my four year old is quite exaggerating and surprisingly picks up phrases from grown-ups.

Last night after dinner, he wanted Daddy to read him a book. So he went to the sofa and had the book ready. However, Daddy was still busy with something else.

And then I heard an impatient inquiry, "When are you coming, Daddy? Your poor son is waiting!" with a noted emphasis on "your poor son" :-)

Hope you enjoy, and have a great weekend!

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谢好笑童言童语:)。周末好:)。。。 -子英- 给 子英 发送悄悄话 子英 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 02/24/2012 postreply 17:33:44

my sons were playing wii, one told the other, i killed your mari -kongkong- 给 kongkong 发送悄悄话 kongkong 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 02/24/2012 postreply 19:05:00

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