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My First Time! - Poem by Emily Wimetal

 

The sky is dark, the moon is high
All alone, just she and I

Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so tender, her skin so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how, I tried my best
I began to place my hands on her breasts

I remember my fear, my fast beating heart
She slowly spread her legs apart

And as I did I felt no shame
All at once the white stuff came

At last it's finished, it's all over now
My very first time milking a cow!