浪漫的老婆和不浪漫的老公

来源: 于 2015-11-29 03:32:49 [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读：次

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"

The busband, typically non-romantic, replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise.”