笑话另一则。看医生!

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一天,一个病人来到预约的医生办公室里。医生关切的问:

 

Doctor:  so tell me pls, what is your problem?

 

Patient (frankly):  Doctor, I think I have a HUUM...NRIGHTS problem.

 

Doctor:  what problem?

 

Patient:  I have a HuM..NRIGHTS problem!

 

Doctor: Excuse me? What is the problem??

 

Patient (patiently): HUUM..nRIGHTS !!

 

Doctor: ..., HUUMAN right? !! (thinking: Common, you CANNT have a HUMAN RIGHT problem here !!)

 

Patient: Yes, when I go toilet it bleeding.

Doctor: Oh, I see!  HEMORRHOID !  ...

 

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