THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL

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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL 
 
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> The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that
> she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the
> third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
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> The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his
> wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
> first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
> By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there
> was a huge dinner on the table.
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> The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep
> the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
> on the table for every meal.
> He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
> didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and
> he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough
> that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
> He still has some difficulty when he pees.