逮兔子（搞笑故事）

　　洛杉矶警察局(LAPD)，联邦调查局(FBI)和中央情报局(CIA)都试图证明自己在破案方面是最棒的。美国总统决定给他们一个测试。总统把一只兔子放进森林里，各个机构都必须逮住它。
　　
　　中央情报局进去了。他们在森林里到处布置动物线人。他们审问所有植物和矿物证人。经过三个月的广泛调查，他们得出结论：兔子不存在。
　　
　　美国联邦调查局进去了。
　　
　　两周后，他们找不到任何线索，于是他们放火烧了森林，杀死森林里的一切生物，包括那只兔子在内。他们毫无歉意，因为这一切都是兔子造成的。
　　
　　洛杉矶警察局进去了。
　　
　　两个小时后就出来了，带着一只被打得半死的熊。这只熊喊道：“我招！我招！我是兔子。我是兔子。”


Catch A Rabbit

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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