趣味中式英语(续)(微黄,淑女绕道儿)

1. love who who  爱谁谁
2. watch sister  表妹
3. no three no four 不三不四
4. you me you me  彼此彼此 　　
5. you give me stop! 你给我站住！
6. American Chinese not enough 美中不足
7. you don't bird me, I don't bird you  你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 　
8. I will give you some color to see see! 我要给你点颜色看看!
    you try try see！你试试看！
9. I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大今年25。
10. 雇主 how much do you want a month?
      保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you.  800块，吃你的，住你的。
11. do morning f***  做早操:
      do class between f***  做课间操
12. King who is f***ing is the son of King who has f***ed. 金正日是金日成的儿子。