高尔夫的小段子

一 , 高尔夫内裤 ( 英语原文 )____( Golf Panties:有些黄色,用英语好些 ）


The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?',
Ole demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She
replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' Patrick reaches
into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go
and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer
the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit.


二 , “大拇指 , 痛得难忍”

一个晴朗的星期六早上 , 两位女士心绪昂然地下球场享受打高尔夫球
乐趣。
二人之中最先开球的女士猛一击开球 , 将球直接送到了下一四人男子
组中 , 球向其中一男人方向飞去。球打到了男子身上。
由于球打得直很有力量 , 她知道事情不对 , 顿时脸色大变 , 叫了声“不好 ! ” ,
赶快跑了过去 , 只见男士将两手放在下身倒地痛苦地打滚。
女士慌慌忙忙地歉疚地说 :
“对不起 , 让我来帮助你吧 , 我是学理学治疗师 , 你让我来操作会
减轻你地痛苦 ! 交给我来处理吧 ! ”
男士气喘吁吁 , 话不成声地说 :
“哎哟 , 痛啊 ! 不过没关系 , ４～５分钟后 就会好了 ! ”说罢好象
小孩子似地弯着腰将手放在裤裆紧握着。 女士诚恳地说让她来处理 :
“交给我吧” , 男士听说她能舒缓疼痛 , 就同意 让她实施了。
她将男性紧捏住的双手轻轻拉开 , 让他侧卧后将其裤裆前解开。
然后按理疗程序 , 用手伸入裤子里开始给他的下身做人工按摩 …… 。

“怎么样 , 好受一些了吧 ? ”女士稍后问。
“恩 , 你按摩的地方倒是舒服了 , 可我受伤的手现在还痛得要命啊 !
啊哟 ! ” ……