孩子的黑色幽默（原生态）

来源: 于 2009-02-16 09:40:11 [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读：次

开车路过一个社区，孩子指着一个‘豪宅’ （估计一两个泌淋）说： Daddy，I like this house, can we buy it.
LP 笑着说：‘打死你爸，他也买不起！’ ' In that case, we can afford it!' 问： why!
‘ you know, Daddy has life insurance'
听了这句话, 我真正感觉到 '生不如死' !
LP 要揍她，她还向我告状： Daddy, see, Mom does't have sense of humor'