how is this new 马家？

A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.

The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".

The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"

When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?"

The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."

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2 gay guys and ing and they both die of heart attacks at the same time. Who goes to hell first?

Answer: The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.