Time for some male bashing.....

Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...




Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?



A: Puppies grow up.




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Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?



A: Because they are...




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Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?



A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.




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Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?



A: Who cares?????.. ...




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Q: What did God say after he created man?



A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.




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Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?



A: I don't know, I've never seen either.




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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?



A: I) no mind ii) no business




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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?



A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .




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Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?



A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...




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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?



A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.




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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?



A: Exchange him!!




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Q: Why do men like smart women?



A: Opposites attract.




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Pass this on to some women who need a laugh ..



And to men who can handle it!



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