三弟的笑话 9--- Happy Hump Day (18+)

 

某白人: Happy hump day!

I:   What is hump day?

某白人:  Wednesday, as it is today.

I: Why is Wed. called hump day?

某白人:   Because it's seen as the halfway point of a typical work week.

三弟: (举一反三地) Oh, I see. Then, I can also call Noon the “Hump Time”, because noon is the halfway point of a typical work day.

某白人:   (Thought for a while) No, it is not very common, but you can call it “humping time” if you wish. And if you thrust your waist forward and backward while saying it, I am sure people will understand you.

Later, after 三弟 said “Happy Humping time” to several colleagues, both 三弟 & 某白人 got warning from HR. I am excused due to my ignorance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

无知的人有福了. 这次,我真的理解这句话的真谛了.