【童言童趣两则】

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Girl: Mom, I love every part of you, except for your brain and mouth.

Mom: Why?

Girl: Because your brain makes your mouth say so many rules.

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Boy: Mom, what cheers you up?

Mom: Whenever you're sweet.

Boy: What if I'm not sweet?

Mom: I would pray.

Boy: But, mom, Jesus is my big brother. He only listens to me.

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