平时说英文磕磕巴巴，吵起架来嘴皮子贼溜

  早晨经理给service team 开早餐会，要知道我就自己不买咖啡了。
   原来不知是贸易战还是海运问题，我们有很多重要的零件无法从中国和台湾运来，当地的dealer也没货，经理想集思广益，看看大家有没有好主意找一些替代电气零件搞维修。
  一个平时就牛哄哄的老员工阿根廷人Daniel说: "我们应该能找到零件和供货商替代那些 cheap parts made in China 吧？"
  欲哥不干了，使劲咽下塞了一嘴的 Boston cream doughnut, 站起来说：
 “ This is not first time you said something stupid in front of me. You were talking about one of the most powerful economy in the world.
  What do your country have? 
  Corruption? Bankruptcy? 
  And the Peso is worth less than fu#@ing toilet paper!.”
 气氛顿时尴尬起来，经理说好啦好啦！都TM回去干活儿去吧！
  另一个和我关系不错的同事为缓和气氛笑着说：  跟你们说过,  Don't mess up with Chinese:)