Chinese Kamikaze

  因为对公司车辆检查不周险些出大事故，俺被公司停职两天。
  那天将车送到auto shop然后回公司开备用车回家，都下班了公司没几个人，大老板冲了两杯coffee和俺站在停车场聊天。
  他问：Why are you working so hard, driving your van with bad brakes ?  don't you want make it to 65?
 我说 I don't know why I was so stupid, seems like I have nothing else to do but working.
他问：Still living with same woman? 
 俺说：Yep.
 然后是沉默，然后是比俺小一岁的老板感慨： Getting old sucks.
 俺说： No doubt about it.

 把车开回家老伴儿以为我换了辆新车，俺告诉她差点儿出车祸把她吓得够呛，赶紧让俺连吃了四五个她做的月饼。

  早晨 出门去取车发现得了一张ticket，$80!
原来这新车太长，后bumper出了driveway大概one foot.

 到了auto shop老板对手下说：Chinese Kamikaze! 大家都笑了。
然后他给我看刹车片，说准备挂到墙上留个纪念。

我说：你TM别忘了我两星期前才换的机油，你们是干什么吃的没发现？Buy me a large coffee two cream no sugar to apologize to me!