最长的英文单词 （笑话）

话说当年国内某高校高材生，虽说家境平平，但是成绩优异，在高校时代获得了不少女孩的垂青，而此君却对另外一位校花级的女孩情有独钟。然而此君生性腼腆，加之家境亦非富豪，始终不敢直接表白，为博美人一笑，只能频频在校花面前卖弄卖弄学问，想凭借横溢的才华获得芳心寸许，或偶尔约校花出去撸个野串，校花也不是那种忸怩作态之辈，与此君相处时也是谈笑风生落落大方，更是赢得了此君的爱慕。

话说某日傍晚，此君正往校外走去，路上偶遇校花也正欲外出，便结伴而行，即将出大门的时候，此君问校花，是否要同去撸个野串，校花位置可否，此君为讨得校花芳心，便又赶忙卖弄起学问道：这几日苦学英文，你可知世界上最长的单词是什么？

校花摇头笑而不语，此君见状，忙卖弄道：我来背给你听，methionyl?threonyl?threonyl?glutaminyl?alanyl?prolyl?threonyl?phenyl?alanyl?threonyl?glutaminyl?prolyl?leucyl?glutaminyl?seryl?valyl?valyl?valyl?leucyl?glutamyl?glycyl?seryl?threonyl?alanyl?threonyl?phenyl?alanyl?glutamyl?alanyl?histidyl?isoleucyl?seryl?glycyl?phenyl?alanyl?prolyl?valyl?prolyl?glutamyl?valyl?seryl?tryptophyl?phenyl?alanyl?arginyl?aspartyl?glycyl?glutaminyl?valyl?isoleucyl?seryl?threonyl?seryl?threonyl?leucyl?prolyl?glycyl?valyl?glutaminyl?isoleucyl?seryl?phenyl?alanyl?seryl?aspartyl?glycyl?arginyl?alanyl?lysyl?leucyl?threonyl?isoleucyl?prolyl?alanyl?valyl?threonyl?lysyl?alanyl?asparaginyl?seryl?glycyl?arginyl?tyrosyl?seryl?leucyl?lysyl?alanyl?threonyl?asparaginyl?glycyl?seryl?glycyl?glutaminyl?alanyl?threonyl?seryl?threonyl?alanyl?glutamyl?leucyl?leucyl?valyl?lysyl?alanyl?glutamyl?threonyl?alanyl?prolyl?prolyl?asparaginyl?phenyl?alanyl?valyl?glutaminyl?arginyl?leucyl?glutaminyl?seryl?methionyl?threonyl?valyl?arginyl?glutaminyl?glycyl?seryl?glutaminyl?valyl?arginyl?leucyl?glutaminyl?valyl?arginyl?valyl?threonyl?glycyl?isoleucyl?prolyl?asparaginyl?prolyl?valyl?valyl?lysyl?phenyl?alanyl?tyrosyl?arginyl?aspartyl?glycyl?alanyl?glutamyl?isoleucyl?glutaminyl?seryl?seryl?leucyl?aspartyl?phenyl?alanyl?glutaminyl?isoleucyl?seryl?glutaminyl?glutamyl?glycyl?aspartyl?leucyl?tyrosyl?seryl?leucyl?leucyl?isoleucyl?alanyl?glutamyl?alanyl?tyrosyl?prolyl?glutamyl?aspartyl?seryl?glycyl?threonyl?tyrosyl?seryl?valyl?asparaginyl?alanyl?threonyl?asparaginyl?seryl?valyl?glycyl?arginyl?alanyl?threonyl?seryl?threonyl?alanyl?glutamyl?leucyl?leucyl?valyl?glutaminyl?glycyl?glutamyl?glutamyl?glutamyl?valyl?prolyl?alanyl?lysyl?lysyl?。。。。。

背着背着，二人便也走出校门，此时路旁一辆停着的法拉里的门打开，一个俗帅俗帅的青年捧着一簇玫瑰下了车，冲着校门这边招了招手。

正在摇头晃脑背诵英文的高材生只见校花对那青年招了招手，回头对他说道：我今天还有事，改天你再背给我听可好？说罢，便超手捧玫瑰的法拉利青年轻快的跑了过去，留下了高材生站在原地不知所措的看着二人钻进车内。

良久，高材生想到自己的平平家世，慨然叹道：问世间钱为何物，直教人生死相许。。。。

此刻，此君彻底明白了才华与财华之间区别，也彻底认清了“钱”的价值，暗下决心，此生为财，矢志不渝。

很久以后，此君也终于有了自己的家，全家移民到了海外，虽然不是富豪，但也生活滋润，虽说不再羡慕人家的法拉利，却也不肯多浪费一分钱。

以至于每次买到便宜的老玉米后，脸上依然掩盖不住那份发自内心的喜悦。