This video motivated me to sell my guitar

 今天撸起袖子准备正式开练著名的弗拉门戈舞曲“ Malaguena",  看完video下面3000条评论笑晕了。

A: This video motivated me to sell my 
      guitar.

B: This song makes me want to fight a bull 
     with pencil.

C: Practicing this piece so I can impress 
     my crush, she said don't worry about it.

D: Sorry.....I only have two hands.

E: Damn! He is faster than my internet!

F: I watched this at night, upon waking up I         couldn't find my guitar, seems like it left            home last night.

G: I successfully played this piece to my 
    dog, now my dog start chasing amigos 
    through the street.

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