每周一帖，lavender Thai Bacardi Shakira Meow

上次庆祝母亲节，母一母二为了家人的身心健康

 

去逛果园，弄了二身臭汗一身尘土，和一大堆又贵又不咋地的果子回来。

 

后来我在附近的老墨超市看到又大又甜的黄樱桃，1。99一斤。

 

当然喽，跑那么的远路，买果子只是蛋糕上的糖霜锦上的花，不是主要矛盾。

 

那啥是呢？主要是寻找机会交流感情，加深了解，另外就双方共同关心的问题交换意见。

 

这不，为了庆祝父亲节，本着老婆高兴，日子好过的基本原则，老婆们又为了家庭和睦，不辞辛苦地逛薫衣草农场酒庄去了。

 

并且很无私地想到大家，把花絮奉献出来，和大伙儿一块儿和谐和谐。

 

大家要问，啥是双方共同关心的问题呢？

 

这个范围就很广了，

 

小到为啥现在各坛都呈现人气不足的下降趋势，为啥视频当道，为啥大家不喜欢看视频；

 

中到追朔家坛一美的感情生活及动向引起如此的轰动和追捧的原因和历史；

 

大到男生女生的生理需求是否一致，女生是否一定要有情感基础作为前提；

为啥老男人喜欢年轻女生，作为中老年妇女面对的灰暗现实；

挖掘灵魂的扪心互问：我们要是老男人是不是也喜欢年轻女生 （答案是一致的yes!），

 

等等重要话题都进行了深入细致的分析探讨。

 

 

俺也毫不留情地对老紫现在疏于笔耕，不思进取，堕落成随大流之转发搞笑视频的行为进行了谴责。

 

曾几何时，老紫雅俗共赏，充满智慧小火星的幽默小文让读者忍俊不禁，对作者充满幻想。

 

 

业精于勤荒于嬉啊，老紫叹道，一到周末就往外跑，那两下子一嬉就掉了！不过话说到这，萧美还是不能自持地暴料了一番之前写博客那会儿和一帮作家们之间纠缠不休的爱恨情仇…… …………

 

 

 

几个月的闭门锁国，目光所及，只身边之方圆几尺，想像的翅膀也无力张开，更别说自由翱翔了。

 

虽然网络无边，但是世界再大，也只局限于思绪之中：我们视而不见，听而不闻。肓人摸象，以偏概全。

 

这些够大家反省一阵子了。

 

 

While u r reflecting,

 

 

两人一路向北，穿越金门大桥

 

 

 

 

这次很不幸，最近我儿子打工，把我装着三脚架的车一早上开走了。然后我就很悲催地想尽办法拍片片。

 

 

图为老紫帮我搬园子里的破桌子，放相机

 

 

 

开了两小时，

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

一天下来没吃东西，到了四点多，快昏过去了，找家饭店，狼吞虎咽。五分钟，谁也没说话

 

 

 

最近第一次在外面吃东西

 

 

 

 

 

 

回家的路上，七八点了，有个车祸，高速上关了两条道，整整塞了半小时，腰酸背痛。

 

周五的傍晚，你想想现在路上有多少车。前阵子没什么人出门，偶尔开个高速，风驰电掣，一路畅通，十分痛快。某人说就像是三十年前。

 

 

玩一天，接下来还有两天周末，感觉很赚！年假没处可用，已经积满了，只能时不时地给自己来几个长周末。

 

 

窗边小景系列

 

 

 

野花系列

 

 

 

 

昨天某人去把那啥买回来了

 

 

 

 

尝一口，额滴个娘，为了拍片片，倒多了，

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hips don't lie!

 

这个搞了半天，不听我会气S的

 

 

 

Ladies up in here tonight

No fighting

We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)

No fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She make a man wants to speak Spanish

¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)

Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)

Reading the signs of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie (no fighting)

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?

Hey, girl, I can see your body moving

And it's driving me crazy

And I didn't have the slightest idea

Until I saw you dancing (yeah)

And when you walk up on the dance floor

Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl (just move)

And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it

So you can keep on shaking it (let's go)

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She make a man wants to speak Spanish

¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)

Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)

Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)

I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie (no fighting)

And I am starting to feel you, boy

Come on, let's go, real slow

Don't you see, baby, así es perfecto?

They know I am on tonight, my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, boy, I can see your body moving

Half animal, half man

I don't, don't really know what I'm doing

But you seem to have a plan

My will and self-restraint

Have come to fail now, fail now

See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know

That's a bit too hard to explain (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

Baila en la calle de noche (yeah)

Baila en la calle de día (let's go)

Baila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She make a man wants to speak Spanish

¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)

Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that

You know you got me hypnotized

So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)

Reading the signs of my body

Señorita, feel the conga

Let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Yeah (ladies sí) (yeah yeah)

(Hey, yeah)

¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!

En Barranquilla se baila así (yeah)

Hey, brra!

Yeah, she's so sexy, every man's fantasy

A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country

I go back like when 'Pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty

We leave the whole club dizzy

Why the CIA wanna watch us?

Colombians and Haitians

I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction

Bo bop so bop, no more do we snatch ropes

Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats (no fighting)

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel you, boy

Come on, let's go, real slow

Baby, like this is perfecto (no fighting)

Oh, you know I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie

And I am starting to feel it's right

The attraction, the tension

Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting

No fighting

 

 

听完觉得唱得十分好听的，领取大红花一朵，数量有限，领完为止

 

 

你给不给

 

 

 

倒底给不给

 

 

 

这是考验老子的耐心是咋地，不给我来抢了！

 

 

 

结果就是把俺抓出好几条血痕