是这个理儿

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跳槽的同事越多,咱们的砝码越重。在这种情形下,引用一段语录就是:“东风吹,战鼓擂,这世界到底谁怕谁。不是人民怕美帝,而是美帝怕人民。”

下次请病假,老板要是弱智地要求你提前两个礼拜,对他说: hey Johny, none of my sickness is planned. If I tell you now I am going to get cold in 2 weeks, so I have to take sick day 14 days from now, will you believe the big fat lie?